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Discover painting reimagined with the French Frogs

Step into the peculiar universe of the French Frogs, where the concept of art is thrown into a blender with a dose of algorithmic madness. Forget the emotional turmoil of Van Gogh or the passionate strokes of Picasso; these NFTs are the offspring of cold, hard code — no heart, no soul, just digital wizardry at its most whimsically chaotic. Here, frogs don Renaissance or Classic era costumes not as a nod to historical grandeur but as a playful jab at the randomness of algorithm-generated creativity.

No way this is art

When it comes to claiming one of our French Frogs, think of it more like capturing a shadow on a sunny day. These NFTs reside on IPFS, meaning you're getting a link to an image rather than a blockchain-certified asset. Real ownership? That's a stretch. It's like saying you own a piece of the sky because you took a photo of it. In this collection, "ownership" is a playful nod to the ephemeral nature of digital assets, reminding us all that in the end, we're just in it for the laughs.

Ownership so what ?

Utility? Oh, Please...

If you're scouring the French Frogs collection for utility, you might as well be searching for a needle in a haystack – a particularly amusing haystack, mind you. These NFTs are about as practical as a solar-powered flashlight in a dungeon, and that's the whole point. Born from boredom and madness, they're aren't here to do anything. In a world hung up on functionality, our collection is a flag bearer for the gloriously impractical.

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